So yeah: Roger Rabbit by way of The Lonely Island – the comedy trio’s Andy Samberg plays Dale, and Akiva Schaffer, also director of underrated satire Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, directs – meets the modern ‘put all your fucking IPs in one movie and cross your fingers’ genre as seen in Ready Player One, Space Jam: A New Legacy, Free Guy, and Spiderman: No Way Home, in a movie equal parts pretty good comedy, weird-ass meta storytelling and visuals, and inevitably some crass, cynical REMEMBER THIS? masturbation. In this movie these two sort-of beloved characters then get roped into a classic noir-style caper when the ‘real’ Monty is kidnapped by a group of sinister ‘bootleggers’ who are surgically modifying cartoon characters into IP-free knockoffs to star in cheap movies overseas, and Chip and Dale, propelled by Dale’s delusional, slightly desperate desire to get the band back together, are forced to assume something like their cartoon roles in order to rescue him. Chip is now a worn-out insurance salesman and Dale, with ‘CGI surgery’ to make him an uncanny valley thing in the style of Disney’s own weird CGI Lion King movie, now a washed-up con-circuit guy/implied-male-stripper. This Chip n’ Dale movie, you see, based on the adventures of Chip, Dale (duh), and their friends Monty (big guy, notably Australian), Zipper (he’s a fly), and Gadget (she’s the sexiest girl who’s a mouse ever if you were a child in 1989), isn’t really based on those adventures – it is, in fact, a meta movie, about a Who Framed Roger Rabbit? world of toons and humans where animation is just another type of live action, where the actors Chip and Dale, distinct from their squeaky-voiced cartoon roles, have moved on since an acrimonious split that ended the in-universe Rescue Rangers show. Well mostly because I like watching things, and also the premise of this movie was mildly interesting. And I watched it – uh, why? You might well ask. It was this cartoon that recently got adapted/rebooted/whatevered into a new movie, also called Chip n’ etc. I played this game a lot back when I was too young to know better – for me, I always associate these characters with it, rather than the apparently pretty good children’s cartoon it’s based on, also called, uh, Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers. To be honest, even going further back than that I don’t think I ever had a close relationship with this particular franchise: my strongest association with it is the 1990 NES game based on the beloved cartoon Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers, where playing as either Chip (he has an Indiana Jones outfit) or Dale (he’s got a Magnum P.I floral shirt) you have to do some generic sub-Mario 8-bit platforming, throwing boxes and leaping over robot dogs, in order to undo the plans of the villainous Fat Cat.
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Like I don’t think I’m exaggerating – for at least twenty years and probably longer, I haven’t seen anything of these two apparently lovable characters and their apparently considerable catalogue of funny shorts, TV series, comic books and other media. So recently I saw, for the first time in decades, a piece of media involving Disney’s animated chipmunks, uh, Chip and Dale (or ‘n Dale, if you’re into that sort of thing).
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